Do all your Christmas shopping right here, on this weblog. No, really!
Do you have relatives who read? If so, buy them a copy of my book, Seven Archangels: Annihilation.
Does anyone on your gift list exist in time and space? If so, buy them a Galapagos Island Calendar. (Remember, this is the one with all proceeds going to charity.)
Ten or twenty of the above, and your holiday shopping is all done. Sounds good? Good. Happy shopping!