I’ve met this guy!
Not the artist, but the subject of the drawing: I got a good laugh out of that. Web arguments always seem to get so tense.
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I’ve managed to acquire some secret documentation! Minutes For the Second Meeting Of the Forbidden Words List of the Christian Booksellers Association (the CBA) OVERVIEW: Project Name: Forbidden Words List Meeting Date: January 19th, 2008 Subject: validation of intent plus…
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The Magic God Ball
We just got one of these, and I figured I’d post the instructions. It’s quite handy, doesn’t ask me to tithe other than my one payment of $9.95, and I’ve already been receiving inspired answers! Enjoy. Instructions For Using The…
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Philangelus versus Zero Tolerance
I’m a wiseacre. You knew that. Kiddo#1 wasn’t sick enough to stay home from school, but had a tickle in his throat. He wanted to bring some cough drops. I gave him a few in a baggie. He said, “You…
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The Gospel of Feline Mercy published online!
I knew this was in last month’s print version of The Wittenburg Door, but I dropped by their weblog today and found they’d put it online! I give you The Lost Gnostic Gospel of Feline Mercy, which I initially jotted…
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Dunkin Donuts gets into the Lenten Spirit
I’m thrilled to spread the word that Dunkin Donuts is helping Christians to have a good Lent. In the wake of Advent’s “Locust and Wild Honey” flavored muffin, one of their Lenten offerings for 2008 is the Penitential Donut. This…
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My first meme (heaven help me)
Ivy tagged me with a meme, so now I need to reply to it, and I’ve never done this before. Here goes: Her instructions: The rules of this meme are simple: 1. Link back to the person who tagged you….
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Deep theological question #3
I’ve been wondering how much grace you get if you pray with a stolen Bible. Bear with me here: I’ve heard several stories about people whose Bibles got stolen (not lost: stolen) and bookstore owners who talk about stolen Bibles….
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Kiddo#2 discovers the fine art of dealing with your own mistakes
Kiddo#2, age six, wanted to go with her father on an errand to the grocery store. Fine: get dressed and he’ll take you. She had no socks in her drawer, so my Patient Husband went into the laundry room and…
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Ask and you shall receive
You’re about to get more of Jane’s Twisted Theology. In the past few days, I’ve mentioned that my car came back from the body shop with a dead battery, and that I’ve resumed writing my romantic comedy (1500 words yesterday!)….
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