This one isn’t work-safe due to profanity and the fact that if you share my sense of humor, you’ll be sitting in your desk chair, shoulders shaking and tears streaming down your face as you attempt to laugh in silence. But if you’re brave, and you’ve ever received a letter from a dysfunctional family member, this one’s for you.
Unfortunately, the letter doesn’t leave room for things like “You never loved me like I deserved even though I sacrificed for you, but I don’t mind…” etc. (Where’s my eye-rolling smiley? I need it!) All the rest seems to be there, though. Enjoy!