tragedy of the day for Monday

Generic Rice Crispies don’t sing.

Do you think the lawyers got involved? “Some kid might get hurt if a Rice Crispie snaps, crackles or pops too violently. Parents would sue. Do something about this.” And yet another fun part of my childhood gets lawyered away, like metal swings and riding unrestrained in the back of a station wagon.


  1. Jason Block

    Of course the lawyers got involved.
    “If the krispies popped too violently, it will jump up and hit a kid in the eye. Can’t have that happening.”

  2. Ivy

    I hadn’t heard anything about this, and there is no news on the official site. What’s going on?