Very, very important parenting tip

I came into the room once to hear my daughter reciting the incantation to DragonTales:

“I wish, I wish, with all my heart,
to fly with dragons in a land apart.”

And it occurred to me, if you have a child with any magic capability, teach the child the return-incantation before you teach her the away-incantation.

I figured I’d pass this along to all my loyal readers. You’ll thank me later.